turtle's playing twister

why can't it make up it's mind. don't you hate it when your mind can't make up itself? it's like a turtle that play's twister--it doesn't matter what colored circle it decides to put itself on it's going to take fooooooooorrrrreeeeeeeeevvvvvvvveeeeeeerrrrrrrr for it to get there. thank God for people with pretty decision making skills. it's right up there with the best--like bow-hunting skills and numchuck skills and shading the upper lip. i guess that's why God gave us smart people, and stupid people. smart people need a stupid person like me otherwise they don't look smart, they look average-and we all know what that means, "if everybody is special, then NO on is special." 

did you hear that? it sounded like a whole bunch of people wailing and gnashing their teeth. everyone wants to be special, but no one wants anyone else to be special. admit it. deep down inside our human nature tells us to think about numero uno (me, myself, and i). that's why there are smart people and stupid people, smart people couldn't be smart without stupid people running their mouths like they know something, and stupid people couldn't look stupid without the help of smart people pointing out their immature behavior and saying, "you don't even know." haha and we all know every single person on this planet have said that at least once in their life, you don't even know. hahaha i said it again. it's kind of catchy. 

(now i promise this is going somewhere, i'm just not quite sure where yet. cause i'm definately not going to stop and ask for directions, that would be against the man code.)

as a disclaimer i do have to say that i was exaggerating about the whole smart/stupid people but it is a logical and very valid alliteration for God and his people and the depravity of man. if it were not for God man would not know that they are in bondage that they are stupid and that they need to be saved. but because we have a God he shows us our stupidity and then we see who the smart one really is. no it's not dr. phill, it's not oprah, it's not joel osteen, it's not david letterman, or martin short (although i find the last one to be hilarious most of the time) it's God and God alone. i think it's soo cool to see how God planned everything that has ever happened. just think about it all. even the really bad stuff. and why he did it. SO HE WOULD BE GLORIFIED!!! THAT BLOWS MY MIND!!! i can't even keep track of  a pen long enough to use all the ink out of it and yet God planned all of..everything to bring himself glory. i'm in awe.

now just cause, there is another category that i would like to classify myself under and it is the category of DORK. a dork know's they're stupid so they decide to play the part and act stupid just because. it's not a bad thing but sometimes you need to be sure not to cross the line. i would like to know how many people are stupid and how many people are just bein dorks. i think the statistics would be very intriguing. 

*well i'm not sure how much this little blog thing helped yall but i felt like i needed to share it so i did. 

**we're kicking it into gear and gonna try to post daily for a week. haha we'll see how it goes.

KEEP THE SON IN YOUR EYES!

10 PUNCH LINES

1) can i have that cheese?

2) those aren't my buttons!

3) to get to the other side, duh.

4) got any gwapes?

5) thumb like it hot, thumb like it cold!

*THESE ARE JUST KILLING ME! ...seriously i can feel my organs failing..*

6) very funny scotty, now beam me up my clothes.

7) the cow jumped over the moon, and racked itself.

8) the big yellow one is the sun!

9) scuba team, 3511

10) i want your hair...extentions!

thank you for your willingness to read all the way through number 10. bless you. your crown in heaven will be ginormous for enduring all that.